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One traveller's day-by-day account of a year-long journey through Japan, China, Thailand, Laos, Vietnam, Cambodia, Malaysia, Singapore, Australia, New Zealand, America and Canada

every room came with free late-night entertainment in the form of loud repetitive music bursting through the windows, we picked a place a few roads away in a quieter area. Rest, relaxation and recuperation was the name of the game. I flaked out in a rhythm of bloatedness and flatulence and Noesha visited the hospital recommended to her, returning with glowing reviews. Apparently it was like a five star hotel, with a McDonald's and a Starbucks and everything.

A McDonald's in a hospital? Bloody hell! "Buy ten Big Macs, get a free heart bypass!" Next thing you know, they'll be putting Starbucks inside precious historical locations in China. Oh wait, they've already done that...

Day 96: 7th May
Ridley Squat
The flag of Thailand

Bangkok, Thailand

Thank you Alexander Fleming! Antibiotics were taking their effect. I felt a ton better and Noesha's evil eye was less red. She could even take off her eyepatch, so little children no longer ran from her screaming. They ran from my beard instead.

The day was nevertheless spent monging. The highlight was a trip to the pictures